Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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