"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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