The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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