i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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