Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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