You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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