I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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