have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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