My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
