I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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