Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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