People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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