I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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