This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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