I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You pole danced in your parka.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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