im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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