I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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