It's like God shit irony all over that family
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I think people are normalizing furries
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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