but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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