foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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