Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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