so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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