sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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