Having a random hookup so left but love u
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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