my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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