Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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