How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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