why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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