i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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