Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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