Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he was CRYING into my vagina
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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