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Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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