Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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