They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
All the doctor said was why
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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