The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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