I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
