Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
She said her name was "party"
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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