I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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