i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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