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(916): View more from California

I hate ducks.

(916): View more from California

What?

(916): View more from California

they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.

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(303): View more from Colorado

You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad

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(804): View more from Virginia

is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate

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(609): View more from New Jersey

My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?

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(530): View more from California

I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.

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(812): View more from Indiana

gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real

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(650): View more from California

YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!

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