But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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