so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
