My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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