Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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