I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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