I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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