U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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