So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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