no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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