i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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